Molly and Cassidy (baby in pic is unrelated) are getting too big for these so my niece is selling them. It got me thinking that they should make these for adults with desk jobs.
My mom sent me this. It was on her patio.
THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE
I am a pants lover (and I have NEVER understood the hate). Dresses freak me out for a few reasons:
1. I feel too self conscious in them
2. I feel like they accentuate my monster calves (which I hate).
3. How do your thighs not rub together constantly resulting in irritation?
I will never stop wearing pants.
This is so true it’s not even funny.
Best one so far.
Y’all, I’m putting together a cat gossip segment for the first episode of my show? This is not a drill. If your cat is a celebrity, or deserves to be, please bounce your stories and photos to email@example.com. You will definitely get mentions and credits unless you want to be an anonymous tipster. Also I need to interview whoever got the e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org, right? Maybe at a later date.